Wreckless: The Yakuza Missions is a
fast, colorful, hyper-kinetic romp through the streets of Hong Kong. It is vehicular
mayhem to the arcade extremeviscera over intellect, all id and no ego. It is stupid,
shallow, and often frustrating. But, you know what? It is also kind of fun.The story is this: the
notorious Yakuza are everywhere and the city is in turmoil. The streets are no longer safe
for civilians. It is up to you to change that by
driving like a madman at dangerous
speeds through the crowded streets, bashing into everything you see, leaving a wake of
panic and destruction behind you, all while trying to maneuver into a position where you
can take out the Yakuza vehicles by, you guessed it, crashing into them. As solutions go,
I guess this one falls into the category of "it sounded like a good idea at the
time."
The game is
divided into two scenarios, one in which you play as a pair of buxom policewomen known as
The Flying Dragons, and another in which you play as Ho and Chang, two bumbling Chinese
spies. Each scenario contains ten levels, which are often the same, only played from the
other characters perspective and with different objectives. So, in the first level
The Flying Dragons are trying to destroy the Yakuza cars that are chasing an armored car
while Ho and Chang are trying to wreck the armored car itself. This is cool when you
realize that your rivals in head to head competitions are actually the other characters.
Then again, it is a little disappointing to know that you are resigned to playing the same
levels twice. As far as personalities go, I have to say that I prefer Ho and Chang, if
only because I am less tired of the big doofus anime male cliché than I am of the silly
anime chick cliché. You know what I am talking aboutthose squealing women in
schoolgirl outfits who are crying over spilled pudding one minute and kicking your ass the
next.
The gameplay
itself is the very definition of arcade style: simple in concept, difficult in execution.
Basically, each mission places you in a certain part of the city, assigns objectives for
you to complete, and gives you a time limit in which to complete them. One level will have
you trying to foil a Yakuza plot by wrecking three of their cars, another will have you
trying to destroy more evil dim sum stands (dont ask me) than you computer
controlled opponent. Some levels get pretty inventive. For instance, early on there is a
level where you are trying to stop a giant dump truck. You cant hurt it by crashing
into it, but there are volatile explosives in the bed of the truck that will do
significant damage. Your objective then is to race along side of it and find terrain that
is high enough to launch your little car at the explosives and set them off. Dumb, yes,
but unique and fun.
The
interface in Wreckless is simple and intuitive. The menus are easy to use, and really only
consist of picking a scenario, difficulty level, and whether you want light or heavy
traffic. The control set up is about as uncomplicated as it gets: steer right/left, gas,
brake, reverse gear/emergency brake, action, and camera controls. The game screen displays
your speed, the time remaining, and time taken. It gives you in game clues like
directional arrows and objective labels. There is also a map, which lays out the streets
and shows your position and that of your enemies. The map is the only frustrating element
here as the layouts are often confusing and it usually doesnt show all of the
streets.
The
graphics are truly phenomenal. This is an intricate and bustling city, filled with
buildings, bridges, parks, pedestrians, sidewalk shops, etc. Everything is dense, layered,
and finely rendered. The cars are gorgeous. They are reflection mapped and flush with
details, even the interiors are complete. And damage occurs in real time to both the cars
and the city. You can mow down patio furniture and fences, knock over neon signs that
spark and sizzle when they hit the ground, and all the while your car becomes more and
more devastated, though it never stops running--or performing perfectly for that matter.
This is
not to say that there arent problems with the graphics, and elsewhere, however. The
simplistic nature of the game does get a little goofy after a while. Not everything is
destructible; you pass right through trees and lampposts and anything else that might be
inconvenient. After you hit a civilian car it will stop, flash, and disappear. This
prevents traffic jams from stopping the game, but it is also obvious and cornyhit a
Yakuza sedan and it keeps on going, hit a moving van and poof, it goes away. It is also a
little corny that all of the pedestrians are able to move at the speed of light in order
to get out of your way. Even if you do manage to ram a person, say, against a wall, he or
she will be unaffected and just glitch out until you back up and they can walk away.
Again, this is the arcade nature of the game, and it keeps it from getting a mature
rating, but it is worth mentioning for people who get bugged by this stuff.
The sound
isnt all that great either. I appreciate the fact that the volume levels for the
engine, sound effects, and music can be adjusted separately. This is especially true for
the music as it is dull, and you cant create your own soundtrack. This way you can
turn it off, still have sound effects, and listen to your stereo.
And why is
there no multi-player mode? This game is just begging for one. The elements are already in
placetwo sets of characters, each playing the same levels with different objectives.
Just split the screen, interlace the action so whoever completes their goals first wins,
maybe throw in a combat game and voila! Okay, its never that easy, but you get the
point.
Wrapping up, I
want to stress that this game is what it isa wild and kooky, arcade style crash and
bash driving game. Some people love these kinds of games. Others do not. For some reason,
be it the premise, the preview material, or the ad campaign, a lot of people seem to be
expecting something on the level of Grand Theft Auto 3. Many reviews I have read try to
make a comparison between the two. There is none to be made; they are two very different
games. I popped Wreckless into my Xbox with GTA3 on my mind, and at first I hated it. Had
I not been assigned to review it, that may have been that. But I sat down with this game,
figured it out, loosened up a bit, and then it happened. I became addicted. That is what
arcade style games do bestthey hook you. Wreckless is kind of a dumb game if you
think about it too much, but it is pretty fun if you dont. It is short, simple, and
the gameplay is repetitive. Again, all arcade style traits. I think I can tell you right
now whether or not this game is for you. If you love Crazy Taxi, and you have ever
thought, "Man, it would be so cool if there was a game just like this, only instead
of picking up passengers you just sped around, tearing up sidewalks and parks, flying off
bridges, and crashing into stuff!" Then you will love this game. Some of you are
drooling right now. Wipe off your mouths and go pick up this game. The rest of you rent
it, see if it grabs you.